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- Do you know if you encounter a yeti because even if you say "help" in Tibetan, you do not need to anything?
- You know because if people touch you back before your play coupon scoliosis is more severe than usual?
- because you know if your wife gives you a bottle of viagra want to let you know something?
- Margherita Hack Do you know why he never took part in Miss Italy?
- Do you know why if Zorro comes home and sees another 100 Zorro understands that it is Carnival?
- Do you know why in the Garden of Olives Judah brought to Jesus to do the spin the bottle?
- Do you know why to do a gastroscopy to the probe together with Giuliano Ferrara entered a cameraman?
- Do you know why the Buddha in his religion did not put the day of fasting?
- Do you know why in the new uniform of the Italian designed by Dolce and Gabbana shorts are transparent?
- Polyphemus know why he never used the binoculars?
- Do you know why the seven dwarfs using the multiple?
- Do you know why Juve until yesterday there 'was only one Moggi while today they are all Mogi?
- Do you know why if you take a gorilla behind you understand the concept of a primate?
- Do you know why Joan of Arc did not do the funeral?
- Murano to know because if you spit in my eye maybe you're the 'glass eye?
- Do you know why if you plant your raga not need watering?
- Do you know why when you hear the price of a cashmere sweater and you fall in your arms as long as you buy a vest?
- Do you know why Lucia Annunziata can see a tennis match without moving your head?
- Do you know why nobody wants to play behind Kaka?
- You know because if it becomes Iaquarta Iaquinta meets Cambiasso?
- Do you know why the fans should take the purple scarf looser?
- Do you know why the captain Nemo was not a prophet at home?
- Do you know why a child Bossi always read 20,000 leagues under the sea?
- Rocco Siffredi when you know why did the linesman did not need flag?
- Do you know why the girlfriend of Pippo Inzaghi has expelled him from the bedroom to simulation?
- Do you know why the first toy that got to knuckle Gattuso is a plastic gum?
- Do you know why the players of Juventus are allergic to vitamin B?
- Do you know why the fans of 'Inter Dan Brown wrote "The Code to Lose"?
- Do you know why after intercepting a phone call from Trapattoni Cassano and the police to understand what we were called the 'have it translated to a child of' asylum?
- Do you know why Ronaldinho is often the body in an upright position but with teeth offside?
- Do you know why if shipwrecked on an 'island with Claudia Schiffer and she becomes engaged to a baboon maybe you're not so cute?
- if you know why does the Polyphemus' winking at a girl going to beat?
- Do you know why Letizia Moratti next April 25 will make a trip out of town?
- Do you know why when the police are entering the house of Bernardo Provenzano he shouted "a Italy"?
- Do you know why if you find your wife in bed with a Filipina maid do not believe the theory of spring cleaning?
- You know because if players are playing better but if you have typhoid, cholera play worse?
- You know because if you break a foot limp but if you break them all two do not limp anymore?
- Do you know why if you fit the hair in the zipper of the pants you will frown?
- Do you know why when you see a nun say, "Your," but when you see a bona say "Mine!"?
- You know because if you give a very strong blow on the head may also be that, after not you remember?
- Do you know why if there is a scrum in the middle of a ball means you're playing rugby but if the balls are more than you're making a 'orgy?
- Do you know why the supposed always have a diameter less than 12 inches?
- Do you know why before you invest a train whistle at you ears?
- if you know why six chased by a hungry lion run faster than usual?
- Do you know why if a woman says to a man who is an ass if you dress is an offense if he is naked but is a compliment?
- Do you know why you have the ball at his feet or you are an inmate or you have problems with your genitals?
- You know it's hard to get a supposed no hands?
- Do you know why Pavarotti's dietician to miss out?
- Do you know why those gay cowboys in the film takes you behind is not a coward?
- Do you know why if you're in front of a growling mastiff that you pissed off the theory that it is better to stand still is a mistake?
- Do you know why Camilla Parker Bowles as a child was placed in an 'incubator with tinted windows?
- Do you know why the three colors of traffic lights in Naples are: Yellow and Green Go Go Go?
- Do you know why if you have an erection is a normal thing but if you have the front of a poster or Emma Bonino and the case k do you see?
- You know because if you confess you before you hear the priest saying "sa sa test" may not be something that stays with you?
- Do you know why your child if you close the bathroom with "Playboy" is not the case but if you worry that ends with "Please mesh" is better than the controls?
- Do you know why if you see your uncle is fine, but if your uncle has been dead for 10 years is better than you bless the house of a priest?
- Do you know why if you hear muffled voices but you'd better make yourself go to a psychiatrist?
- Do you know why if you come from a dromedary ingroppato not matter if you have one or two humps?
- Do you know why if you go to bed drunk and hugging your wife seems to be more hairy than usual, maybe you stuck in the doghouse?
- Do you know why the cream of the beauty of Camilla Parker Bowles is called "Lourdes"?
- Do you know why there are condoms made to 'hook?
- Do you know why you have to worry if the pilot before take-off over the black box in the hands of the investigators?
- Know Why the Patron Saint Airline pilots is St. John the Beheaded?
- Do you know why soccer is a sport crash? Why has the ball in the center and the foul side.
- Trezeguet know why a child is always closed three times in the bathroom?
- Do you know why women's football in the foul from behind may not be booed?
- Do you know why when a player has a hand in the shorts dribbling?
- because you know if the ball hits the post but are happy if the ball is mine are a little less happy?
- Do you know why the convention of the Black & Decker are always in Trapani?
- Do you know why the builder always signing the contract at the end?
- if you know why six distracted and forget something you should not make the skydiver?
- Do you know why Camilla Parker Bowles always walks in step d 'man?
- Do you know why if you go to the bar of 'Ikea \u200b\u200band get a ham sandwich to give you a pork and flour and say: "If you mount her?
- Do you know why husband and wife if someone puts his finger might have been having sex with three?
- Do you know why your tests are not very good with the results if you give a gift certificate for the 'last rites?
- Do you know why if you get the Madonna believe in miracles but if you get Camilla Parker Bowles and that's all you think?
- Do you know why Father to the Faithful Bisceglie ' Do not judge the monaco but without the dress becomes a nun?
- Do you know why Father Fedele Bisceglie wants to establish the 'order of the "Carmelite without socks?
- Do you know why does the circle and Nanni Moretti Silvio Berlusconi hide and seek?
- Do you know why you find ugly stains of lipstick on the cup of the bar, but is even more ugly to find on a toilet?
- because you know if your child's DNA is equal to the DNA of your hydraulic curse the day you bought a chemistry set?
- Do you know why the 4 evangelists have repented for not having written SIAE?
- Do you know why the girl from Marco Baldini the first time you saw a naked Enrico Cremonesi felt that Mark is not so bad?
- if you know why photographers Rosy Bindi topless in the film impresses you?
- Do you know why the night has taken the 'DST Baldini was able to make' s love for 'hours and two minutes later?
- Faithful Father Bisceglie know why a child was sleeping with a teddy bear and a big 'Ursuline?
- Do you know why Rocco Siffredi sponsorships but no fertilization at a distance?
- Do you know why Father Fedele Bisceglie although it is not superstitious when he sees a nun's next?
- Amsterdam Do you know why if you give 100 € for a woman in the window and she does not do anything maybe you're towing a dummy?
- You know because if you choose to hang a bonsai so maybe you're not sure you want to commit suicide?
- Do you know why Diego Della Valle, Silvio Berlusconi got a pair of alligator shoes?
- Do you know why the magician Silvan when he goes to bed with his half always hopes that his bottom half?
- Do you know why if you are a condom pocket of hope for not taking a nail?
- Do you know why the girls are bilingual bipiercing?
- Do you know why your girlfriend like your musk aftershave the wild but if you find the moss directly under the arms does not like?
- Know Why Door to Door is a fine program but the 'fly in the ointment is Bruno Vespa?
- if you know why when you see a proctoscopy tonsils may have pushed a little too much?
- Do you know why Camilla Parker Bowles pees standing up?
- because you know if your wife falls in love with your best friend is painful but if you do you fall in love with your best Aico is even more painful?
- if you know why you called your girlfriend first love and now you'll probably want to download mp3?
- Do you know why if a cannibal tells you that your grandmother was a very nice person to worry about?
- Do you know why many people marry for love at first sight and that divorce is a stroke of genius?
- Do you know why if every promise is a promise can then Baldini considered a great promise?
- Do you know your deodorant because if the girl is "toilet duck" then it is a toilet?
- Faithful Father Bisceglie wants to know why the residence at Tor Bella Monaca?
- Do you know why every time he goes to bed with Camilla Charles expresses his last wish?
- Do you know why face to face if Prodi says "salute Silvio Berlusconi does nothing but say" Roman salute "is followed by a casino?
- Do you know why the songs seem to me to write Apicella Berlusconi and Berlusconi's speeches seem to be written by Apicella
- Do you know why Father Fedele Bisceglie Sister Germana asked if this' year instead of the agenda was the schedule?
- Do you know why after the 'love affair with Camilla, Charles did not light a cigarette but a smoke?
- Do you know why in Africa to cross the zebra zebras are angry?
- Do you know why lice Silvio Berlusconi slip?
- Do you know why when Baldini met with the debt came due to the inferiority complex?
- because if you know a fakir sitting on a single nail is not very big, perhaps only a fakir?
- if you know why after the night before the exams take the morning-after pill were not so preoccuapto for the exam?
- because you know if your wife goes back tits is a little conceited but if you draws the horns and hooves?
- Do you know why Father Bisceglie loyal to her sisters, said: "I am the shepherd the sheep then you do"?
- Do you know why Pippo Baudo to pay maintenance to Ricciarelli has requested FAO to help?
- Do you know why to paint a nude portrait of the Hulk do you need the green pea?
- Do you know why nail biting is a habit, but those of other eating is hungry?
- Do you know why the salmon-colored sweaters in the washing machine are spinning backwards?
- do you know why the test of mattress is better than doing the test of rectal probes?
- if you know why Giovanni Rana kissing does not become a prince?
- Do you know why when Berlusconi has a devil at the bottom of hair is almost bald?
- Do you know why when you do a somersault and do not die, maybe not the 'you did well?
- Do you know why the heirs of Lazarus asked the notary, "but this time we are sure?"
- because if you know Rosy Bindi makes the selections for the Miss Italy take on Seriously?
- Do you know why Mr Berlusconi in the bathroom the toilet paper was replaced with the Corriere della Sera?
- Do you know why since Charles married Camilla sleeping in the room with the toilet?
- Do you know why if you shower with Watussi understand that the 'invention' s Hally gully is not their only feature?
- Do you know why if you travel by car to Fiumicino and an avenue you flash from 'high, perhaps you'd better move right away?
- because you know if your doctor tells you, "you lower your pants" and is a dental'd better go away?
- Do you know why if the satellite always tells you "turn left, turn left, turn left" maybe 'you bought at the Coop?
- Do you know why the ambulance using the Danish mermaid?
- Do you know why you should be present for the birth of your wife, but it's better to be present at conception?
- Do you know why his father Fedele Bisceglie Inflatable bought a nun?
- Do you know why if you discover that the prostitute you've uploaded your wife in the car is not ashamed to ask for a discount?
- Do you know why when Anna Oxa goes to the highway 'camera turns down' else?
- Do you know why Charles 'England' s March 8 gave Camilla an aftershave?
- Do you know why since he discovered the 'x 8 Marco Baldini one thousand calls himself Don?
- Do you know why and if a 'nurse makes you mouth-to mouth you stretch the language, perhaps you're not so bad?
- Do you know why if you're witnessing the birth and find out what your child is black, thought it was better not to go on their honeymoon in Africa?
- because if you know where the 'urologist visits you use the magnifying glass' zoom maybe you know what' s your problem with women?
- if you know why Berlusconi says "Burn the Republic" I hope it is the newspaper?
- You know because if you fall on the hood of 'car a mass of 200 kg, perhaps you missed the sign "Beware of falling rocks?
- because you know if your wife tells you "I was in bed with your best friend" is you hope your dog?
- Do you know why the children of Anna Oxa seeing the movie "The Ring" shouted
- if you know why the devil is Mastrota sells the lids?
- Do you know why if you encounter a UFO and stroked his head and this is perhaps not swell his head?
- Know Why the lies have short legs but short hair and also make the lifting?
- Do you know why if you get stuck in an elevator with Cristinao Mlagioglio not you if you miss the everyday stresses' but air space?
- Do you know why the pilot of six plane crashes at 1000m does not come out to put the triangle?
- You know because if you drown in 'Lourdes water after no longer believe in miracles?
- Do you know why the day of your funeral You just have not written on 'agenda?
- Do you know why half asleep when he heard someone shout, "The We're losing! We're losing him! "Perhaps you're half asleep?
- Do you know why if you can turn your head 360 degrees swearing'd better go by 'exorcist?
- Do you know why if you go to find a relative to 'the hospital and when you get all shake their heads, perhaps you arrived late?
- Do you know why when Father Bisceglia confessed women preferred to be standing and not kneeling?
- Do you know why if every time you pat a Great Dane and he has an 'erection is better that you cut your fingernails?
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- Do you know why if you play curling on the beach you are an idiot?
- Do you know why if you send an sms to Zequila with intelligent writing he does not understand?
- Do you know why Bisceglia father defends the missionary position?
- Do you know why if you need to do a proctoscopy is better not to use a telescope?
- Do you know why after a game of football nobody wants to exchange shirts with Calderoli?
- You know because if they see you naked and they call you "Mr. 26" even if you have 40 years you have to be happy?
- Do you know why when you jump from a building of 100 meters in the first 99 you do not do anything?
- Do you know why it is smart to get the boxer red New Year if you're a bullfighter?
- Do you know why when you die clogged nose and mouth?
- Do you know why in a collision between a trenomerci and five hundred was the worst of the five hundred?
- Do you know why if I take a punch in the face slumps to the ground?
- if you know why you while you bathe the hair dryer falls into the tank changes hairstyle?
- Do you know why Baldwin's book is called "The Gambler" and "L 'intellectual'?
- You know because if you put a gun to my head sweat?
- You know because if you tell a joke about your wife not laugh?
- Do you know why the toilet paper is not recyclable?
- Do you know why when a man gets stuck to the zipper of his jeans are the eyes of the ball?
- You know because if you touch a cord of 'high tension becomes phosphorescent ?
- Do you know why if a person is hit by a meteorite is said to be unlucky?
- Do you know why if you're sitting at a table with the Polish truck and someone asks you'd better get foot the bill?
- Do you know why there 's deodorant sandal but not the trainer?
- Do you know why the somersault can one go?
- nobody wants to know why the chicken to the table and then do not invite more Baldini to play poker?
- You know because if you jump in 'with the Lourdes water jackets may have some issue of faith?
- Do you know why it is unnecessary for the condemned to death makes his last call to 118?
- You know because if you crush a black dot you are injured, but if you crush a black tip you do even more harm?
- Do you know why Carnival Margherita Hack to dress up as Shrek did not have to buy the mask?
- Do you know why your witness the cremation if there 's something wrong?
- Know Why 'only time that Baldini had four aces in his hand was doing the carpenter?
- Do you know why the bar if you down to his pants and sit on the toilet the bartender s' angry?
- Do you know why if one cancels a mime show for lack of voice is perhaps an excuse?
- Know Why The 'simultaneous interpreter Aldo Biscardi has committed suicide?
- Do you know why if something costs an arm and a leg Polyphemus expects the sales?
- Do you know why if Sleeping Beauty had been a process to sleep again?
- You know because if you do not read the highway sign "beware of falling asleep to" maybe you're asleep?
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